VARIOUS - ATTITUDE (TIGERBEAT6)
Ok, so this album, compilation, ep, I don't know at this point, is 22 minutes of some of the tigerbeat6 roster taking the piss out of NWA, and somehow making it better then the original.
Track 1 also appeared on the V/Vm Test Records single of the same name, but the rest of the tracks (as far as I know) only appear on this release.
RATING: 3.5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: Respect Da Bitchz by Pisstank
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: Verd by DAT Politics

KNIFEHANDCHOP - BLING THE NOIZE (IRRITANT)
This release is a compilation of tracks that appeared on previous Knifehandchop releases, but because I don't have those, im reviewing this release.
Track 1 is a pretty decent gabba song, and so is track 2, which has a nice dmx sample. Track 3 is mediocre, kinda sounding basic. Track 4 however, is a pretty nice remix.
Track 5, which has the same name as the label, sounds like the beginning of track 1, is another great song.
Track 6, which has a similar name to the other mix of 2000, shitmix2000 by bit_meddler, which i will review later, is some sort of twisted gabba remix of Eminem, Vengaboys, Destiny's Child and P!nk.
Track 7 is pretty good
Track 8 is pretty mediocre just like track 3, but this time the sample doesn't help
Track 9 is a lovely breakcore song which is going on my ipod ASAP
Track 10 is another awesome gabba track also going on my ipod
Track 11 is a eh song, kinda sounds like a demo
Track 12 is another great song
Track 13 sounds like a song from the $ series on TIGERBEAT6, very nice
Track 14 is a great ending track for a great album
RATING: 4.5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: Dancemix2000
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: Last Night

KID606 - ALTITUDE (TIGERBEAT6)
Not much to say, this is basically straight outta compton but instead its the shitty cv4 parody.
RATING: 2/5

BELLADONNAKILLZ - MORE CORE 4 YOUR 4 DOOR (HERES MY CARD RECORDS)
A nice little 5 minute single from belladonnakillz, sounds great and would work well to play at a party. The end bit with the crying makes it a bit worse but not by alot.
RATING: 4/5

VARIOUS - BOARD MEETING (HERES MY CARD RECORDS)
This release is part of the UK branch of heres my card records, which has a great release by the UK legend SHITMAT, which i will be reviewing next issue.
Anyways, the compilation has 8 great fun sized tracks and is only just 5 minutes long!
RATING: 2.5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: 2 Fingers Up Your Arse Rectal Anarchy Style by Nailbomb Cults
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: Untitled Work 16 by Shitmat

VARIOUS - BOARD MEETING 2 (HERES MY CARD RECORDS)
ANOTHER ONE? Yes there is another one that has more tracks and is, shorter?
The tracks just sound like shitposts in audio form shat out onto a cd, but thats a good thing
RATING: 2/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: Brain Damage by Alan Titmash
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: Tiny Leeches Song by Im Dr Boyant

LESSER / PISSTANK - SPLIT (555 RECORDS)
A pretty nice split vinyl by 2 great artists.
Lesser brings the audio fuckery while Pisstank brings the almost grindcore length short noise + breakcore songs.
Overall, this is a pretty forgetable release, only lasting 8 minutes.
RATING: 3/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: NWA Track by Pisstank
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: Today Is Not The Day by Pisstank

TOECUTTER - HERE I GO AGAIN (SYSTEM CORRUPT)
Oh nice, some more breakcore! This release is an almost perfect execution of noise breakcore and shitposting, and a dance song in the beginning that is GREAT.
PLAY IT LOUD AND DISTURB YOUR NEIGHBOURS, ITS WORTH IT!!!!!!!!
RATING: 5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: Noise Vs Breakcore Vs USTV Sitcoms or B.I.N.T. - Nasty Girl (Toecutter Remix)
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: NONE! THIS ALBUM IS PERFECT

V/VM - HELPAPHEXTWIN 1.0 (V/VM TEST RECORDS)
A break from breakcore, we have V/VM making some shitposty AFX remixes and shitting them out onto a mini CD, very V/VM.
These songs give me a headache, but in a good way if thats possible.
RATING: 3/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: WINDuckyQuaCKer
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: If I Were A Rickyham

V/VM - HELPAPHEXTWIN 2.0 (V/VM TEST RECORDS)
And more (boring) remixes of AFX songs, not much to say, track 4 goes on for too long and is very boring
RATING: 2.5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: mONe/y talks^dirty cash/afx=we/rp-sBekt
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: sageandonion stuffin GGG/g

MAINPAL INV. - FLUNK FEVER (V/VM TEST RECORDS)
Some mediocre techno, how was this even released?
RATING: 2/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: None
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: None

VARIOUS - THE COSMIC FORCES OF MU (PLANET MU)
Ok, 2CD sampler of the planet mu label, this is alot of music to listen to.
the first half of CD1 sounds more "relaxing" and slow, while the other half is more breakcorey with a few chill tracks still remaining
CD2 begins kind of like CD1, but then delves into both breakcore and hackups of pop songs
RATING: 4/5
FAVOURITE TRACKS:
CD1: No Delay For Days by o9
& Turntable Savage by Hellfish
CD2: Shitmix2000 by Bit_Meddler
& Janem by Nautilis
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACKS:
CD1: Crowd Dispersal by Correctional Facilities
CD2: Beef Bouilion by Nicole Elmer

PISSTANK - RAVECORE ANTHEMS (DEATH$UCKER RECORDS)
Damn good ravecore.
RATING: 4.5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: All
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: None

HELLFISH - MEAT MACHINE BROADCAST SYSTEM (PLANET MU)
Weirdly, even though i loved this abum, i have nothing to say. Great album, will relisten soon
RATING: 4.5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: Man VS Machine
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: Canaboid (3814 Joints Later)

SHITMAT - FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST VOLUME 1 (PLANET MU)
Lovely EP, all tracks would be good for a dj mix (which i will be making for issue2)
RATING: 4.5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: Badman Ballad
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: None....

BURNING STAR CORE - RECYCLED (RRRECORDS)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RATING: 2.5/5

KID606 - ATTITUDE (V/VM TEST RECORDS)
Side A already appears on ATTITUDE (the first release i reviewed), side B is exclusive to this release
RATING: 3.5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: With Attitude
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: None

SHIZUO - SHIZUO VS SHIZOR (DIGITAL HARDCORE RECORDINGS)
This release is a breakcore classic, great usage of the amen break and the only "bad" song is because of its title
RATING: 5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: Sweat
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: Blow Job

VARIOUS - ANTICIPATING THE BEST (SONIC4 TEST RECORDS)
And to end it off, a release me and my friends were involved in. Its horrible but atleast i had fun making something
RATING: -5/5
FAVOURITE TRACK: N O N E
LEAST FAVOURITE TRACK: That Thing Needs To Die by ASDF (me!)